Bouncers Suck here. Once I was watching a mates band play. Tired as I was, I rested my eyes for like 2 minutes, and one of them thought I was drunk. I never even finished my first drink! He threw me out without warning. I tried to reason with him that I was not drunk, and the dude didn't even listen. What a shmuck. Anyone esle got stories of "Claytons cops?" (Laurei)